You know, when you read a lot, and write a lot, you don’t get too much exercise. Add to that some sub zero weather conditions, and you know what happens?

I’ll tell you. You cook a lot. And you bake some apple cobblers and chocolate chip cookies. And you want to have bacon and pancakes for breakfat. I mean breakfast.

Yes, that’s right. Then you weigh yourself and it’s as if a small heavy alien has implanted itself in your intestines. Or it’s on your back and you can’t see it. Or the digital scale has problems!

That’s what happens.