Okay, here's my two cents.

If everyone is so shocked and outraged, and terribly sorry for causing any offense to absolutely anyone, and that this was a terrible mistake, a "wardrobe malfunction", well, then, who (or what) was the "special appearance" of the super bowl half time extravaganza? (Which I don't need to tell anyone how badly it sucked and how no one would have ever even said a thing about it if this didn't happen.)

They kept on baiting us with the "special appearance" (not worded as "special guest", mind you), and we even bet on who it would be. After we saw Janet's (gasp!) breast revealed by that retard (how useless and badly dressed that man is!), we immediately figured, Oh! that's the special appearance!

Ugh, whatever. I am so embarrassed to be American sometimes. You know France is totally psyched with this one, what a hoot they are having. And the people of Islam are just further convinced of our cursedness. It's so pathetic.

By the way, did you know that coffee is the new health food??